bunny-the-lifeguard:

I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

bunny-the-lifeguard:

I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: noslowsongs)

theswanqueens:

I will never get tired of this gif

theswanqueens:

I will never get tired of this gif

Late night at the one of the US East Coast OUATVS “offices”

Album Art

kombatant985:

puzzlebomb:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass.

WHATEVER THE FUCK I JUST LISTENED TO DO IT AGAIN!

(Source: sailorerwinsmith)

Played 828561 times.

arcanda:

cursed-evil-regal:

hellamagical:

YES JESUS CHRIST I WAS JUST SAYING THIS LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO.

Fucking yes.

Yees. Yeeeeeessssssssssssssss.

"The shadiness was unintentional."

Adam and Eddy…Probably

(Source: swanqueenpoems)

kate-boosh:

Happy Janeway Tuesday
kate-boosh:

Happy Janeway Tuesday

kate-boosh:

Happy Janeway Tuesday


A Curious Thing ✦

A Curious Thing 

I prefer Maleficent.

100poundsofcatfish:


“Ruby, as much as I enjoy your company, this really is an inconvenience.” The woman sat across from her pouts petulantly. 

Ruby rolls her eyes at the sound of her name, “It’s Agent Lucas, Ms Mills.”

“Oh why so formal, sweetheart?”

God give her strength. 

“Because you’ve been arrested.”

A noise of indignation escapes her lips, “And what a let down that was.”

She’s become accustomed to the consistent feeling of mild confusion that comes from spending time with Regina - she feels like she’s always one step behind, which considering her line of work really shouldn’t be happening. Ruby merely shrugs and shakes her head, knowing full well that the other woman will take the cue and explain herself.

The brunette opposite leans forward on the table, and before she can stop herself Ruby’s eyes have followed the movement, seemingly hypnotised by the gold pendant the woman wears. It feels like minutes pass before she regains the good sense to look up, and when she’s faced with the smug smirk of Regina Mills she knows she’s been caught. “Well, no handcuffs, no manhandling, no strip-search. It was nothing like I’ve imagined. And believe me honey, I’ve imagined it a whole lot.” Regina’s eyes slip closed, and Ruby’s lips part involuntarily when she watches the tip of her tongue dart out to wet red stained lips; when a soft ‘mmm’ escapes her, Ruby nearly rips the documents in her hands she’s gripping them so tightly.

She can feel a blush spreading fast across her chest and prays it’s not noticeable as Regina opens her eyes and reclines back in her chair, the picture of ease. 

“So tell me, Agent Lucas, why am I here?”

  100poundsofcatfish:


“Ruby, as much as I enjoy your company, this really is an inconvenience.” The woman sat across from her pouts petulantly. 

Ruby rolls her eyes at the sound of her name, “It’s Agent Lucas, Ms Mills.”

“Oh why so formal, sweetheart?”

God give her strength. 

“Because you’ve been arrested.”

A noise of indignation escapes her lips, “And what a let down that was.”

She’s become accustomed to the consistent feeling of mild confusion that comes from spending time with Regina - she feels like she’s always one step behind, which considering her line of work really shouldn’t be happening. Ruby merely shrugs and shakes her head, knowing full well that the other woman will take the cue and explain herself.

The brunette opposite leans forward on the table, and before she can stop herself Ruby’s eyes have followed the movement, seemingly hypnotised by the gold pendant the woman wears. It feels like minutes pass before she regains the good sense to look up, and when she’s faced with the smug smirk of Regina Mills she knows she’s been caught. “Well, no handcuffs, no manhandling, no strip-search. It was nothing like I’ve imagined. And believe me honey, I’ve imagined it a whole lot.” Regina’s eyes slip closed, and Ruby’s lips part involuntarily when she watches the tip of her tongue dart out to wet red stained lips; when a soft ‘mmm’ escapes her, Ruby nearly rips the documents in her hands she’s gripping them so tightly.

She can feel a blush spreading fast across her chest and prays it’s not noticeable as Regina opens her eyes and reclines back in her chair, the picture of ease. 

“So tell me, Agent Lucas, why am I here?”

 

100poundsofcatfish:

“Ruby, as much as I enjoy your company, this really is an inconvenience.” The woman sat across from her pouts petulantly. 

Ruby rolls her eyes at the sound of her name, “It’s Agent Lucas, Ms Mills.”

“Oh why so formal, sweetheart?”

God give her strength. 

“Because you’ve been arrested.”

A noise of indignation escapes her lips, “And what a let down that was.”

She’s become accustomed to the consistent feeling of mild confusion that comes from spending time with Regina - she feels like she’s always one step behind, which considering her line of work really shouldn’t be happening. Ruby merely shrugs and shakes her head, knowing full well that the other woman will take the cue and explain herself.

The brunette opposite leans forward on the table, and before she can stop herself Ruby’s eyes have followed the movement, seemingly hypnotised by the gold pendant the woman wears. It feels like minutes pass before she regains the good sense to look up, and when she’s faced with the smug smirk of Regina Mills she knows she’s been caught. “Well, no handcuffs, no manhandling, no strip-search. It was nothing like I’ve imagined. And believe me honey, I’ve imagined it a whole lot.” Regina’s eyes slip closed, and Ruby’s lips part involuntarily when she watches the tip of her tongue dart out to wet red stained lips; when a soft ‘mmm’ escapes her, Ruby nearly rips the documents in her hands she’s gripping them so tightly.

She can feel a blush spreading fast across her chest and prays it’s not noticeable as Regina opens her eyes and reclines back in her chair, the picture of ease. 

“So tell me, Agent Lucas, why am I here?”

 

(Source: appleswans)

jasonfnsaint:

Elvira and The Cryptkeeper [1989]
In my opinion, the two most recognizable horror hosts in history.

jasonfnsaint:

Elvira and The Cryptkeeper [1989]

In my opinion, the two most recognizable horror hosts in history.

wickedbex:

Chillin’ like a Georgia Peach;) God bless ‘Merica!

Dear England, 
We will trade you at least three colonies back if we can keep Bex.
Love,
'Merica

wickedbex:

Chillin’ like a Georgia Peach;) God bless ‘Merica!

Dear England, 

We will trade you at least three colonies back if we can keep Bex.

Love,

'Merica